Clean Joke 18: I couldn’t believe that the highway department called my dad a thief.

Clean Joke 17: What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Clean Joke 16: A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, “Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants.”

Clean Joke 15: Why aren’t koalas actual bears?

Clean Joke 14: Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes.

Clean Joke 13: Two gold fish are in a tank.

Clean Joke 12: Why dont blind people skydive?

Clean Joke 11: A guy goes into a lawyer’s office and asks the lawyer: “Excuse me, how much do you charge?”

Clean Joke 10. I told my friend 10 jokes to get him to laugh.

Clean Joke 09. I waited and stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was.