Because they always sweep you off your feet!

It couldn't handle all the dirty laundry from the past!

A bear walks into a restaurant and say’s “I want a grilllllled………………………………………cheese.” The waiter says…

I went in to a pet shop. I said, “Can I buy a goldfish?” The…

A man is walking in the desert with his horse and his dog when the dog says, “I can’t do this. I need water.” The man says, “I didn’t know dogs could talk.”